tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post2066484937875879283..comments2023-04-13T08:30:24.749-04:00Comments on What's Happening in Arlington Village!: 25 MPH FlyerArlington Village Ownerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17086342487387522137noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-73532889190623292142010-08-02T14:58:24.592-04:002010-08-02T14:58:24.592-04:00Yes call the police next time, pleaze...Yes call the police next time, pleaze...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-27925507840919601702010-07-29T16:25:38.216-04:002010-07-29T16:25:38.216-04:00It won’t be the unit owners you’ll be suing it wil...It won’t be the unit owners you’ll be suing it will be yourself and the rest of the Village Association. (Common element and all that.) If the grumpy Gus who made one child take her swing down s/he can make the fire engines disappear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-33568493476174845252010-07-28T18:14:37.551-04:002010-07-28T18:14:37.551-04:00Amen about the toys. In the H courtyard, it can b...Amen about the toys. In the H courtyard, it can be an obstacle course at times getting to the trash. I wonder if I trip and break an ankle stumbling over known unit's toys, if I have a case to sue them for medical expenses?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-35069949763963729132010-07-28T13:48:49.116-04:002010-07-28T13:48:49.116-04:00I am lauhing out loud at my desk. Thank you!I am lauhing out loud at my desk. Thank you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-34507841562295551272010-07-28T08:16:27.831-04:002010-07-28T08:16:27.831-04:00You'll care about one of those little toys the...You'll care about one of those little toys the moment you trip over one when walking to throw out the trash one night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-82877043902234396972010-07-28T00:01:30.802-04:002010-07-28T00:01:30.802-04:00This has been the most entertaining AVBlog thread ...This has been the most entertaining AVBlog thread ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-21134710436236948072010-07-27T23:26:57.483-04:002010-07-27T23:26:57.483-04:00Next subject pleaseNext subject pleaseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-8435727714676857702010-07-27T21:58:49.237-04:002010-07-27T21:58:49.237-04:00I don't care about toys. I do care about big s...I don't care about toys. I do care about big steaming piles of dog shit all over the place.McGruffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-34291818852383263272010-07-27T21:51:02.629-04:002010-07-27T21:51:02.629-04:00I wish the parents would teach their kids to pick ...I wish the parents would teach their kids to pick up all the toys they leave strewn about the back courtyards. Or, the parents pick up after their kids. I don't object to the kids playing out there, but when it's time to go in, the toys should too.<br /><br />Can someone print and send out a flyer on that topic?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-6016069024158024932010-07-27T20:32:29.165-04:002010-07-27T20:32:29.165-04:00"peered back into my front windows to make su..."peered back into my front windows to make sure I haven't forgotten something"..<br /><br />Ever considered Prozac!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-9517617895912240432010-07-27T17:56:22.756-04:002010-07-27T17:56:22.756-04:00Is that a dangling modifier, or is your dog just h...Is that a dangling modifier, or is your dog just happy to see me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-41030046833731606872010-07-27T17:19:10.869-04:002010-07-27T17:19:10.869-04:00I was sitting on a pack bench with a friend of min...I was sitting on a pack bench with a friend of mine the other day, and we saw this dog licking himself.<br /><br />My friend said, "Gee, I wish I could do that."<br /><br />I told him, "Go ahead. But you better pet him first."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-70255264665857732092010-07-27T17:08:47.470-04:002010-07-27T17:08:47.470-04:00uniI wasn't really prepared for a grammar less...uniI wasn't really prepared for a grammar lesson on dangling modifiers. Oh well.<br /><br />Call the police if you see the guy jerking off while looking in the window. Or was it the dog rubbing himself? I'm very confused by all this. I guess some people just need to settle down and not get their knickers in a knot over some perceived misbehavior. Calling the police every time something doesn't seem the way you think it should be might just make us a nuisance to the police. Call when something seriously is going wrong.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-57952967195474423332010-07-27T16:30:46.842-04:002010-07-27T16:30:46.842-04:00Dogs have amazing powers of deduction these days.Dogs have amazing powers of deduction these days.McGruff's ownernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-2904314954186702172010-07-27T16:23:26.782-04:002010-07-27T16:23:26.782-04:00You're right, of course. By her account it WA...You're right, of course. By her account it WAS the dog.<br /><br />But we're not all slackers. Some of us were thrown by this clue:<br /><br />"He was clearly "peeping" because his dog was just standing there, puzzled." <br /><br />Clearly. We all know that Puzzled dog = Peeping Tom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-71819639452556333042010-07-27T15:58:30.743-04:002010-07-27T15:58:30.743-04:00Slackers--no one's caught my favorite of the m...Slackers--no one's caught my favorite of the misplaced (or dangling? I don't know) modifiers in the Peeping Tom post. Clearly, it was the DOG who was peeping!!!<br /><br />"a black dog looking in someone's window"McGruff's ownernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-79550245735127460492010-07-27T15:37:40.171-04:002010-07-27T15:37:40.171-04:00"P.S. I saw two black dogs the other day and ..."P.S. I saw two black dogs the other day and what they were doing was extremely lewd."<br /><br />"I was going to call the ASPCA on the one dog, but both dogs seemed to be enjoying themselves. So I didn't."<br /><br /><br />You're the THIRD creep. Creep!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-17948897514883195012010-07-27T15:25:21.231-04:002010-07-27T15:25:21.231-04:00"My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and..."My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her," said my AV neighbor.<br /><br />"He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" I replied.<br /><br />"No, that's not what made her the maddest," he chuckled.<br /><br />"It's not?" I asked.<br /><br />"No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-82766654062929492652010-07-27T15:09:26.713-04:002010-07-27T15:09:26.713-04:00Last night, a white dude with a military haircut ...Last night, a white dude with a military haircut was walking his black dog and saw me peeking in my neighbors window... he asked me if I had a ladder... WTF?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-35194635241012946852010-07-27T14:56:02.754-04:002010-07-27T14:56:02.754-04:00My three Arlington Village neighbors were driving ...My three Arlington Village neighbors were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.<br /><br />The first one said, "I wish that was Paris Hilton."<br /><br />The second echoed, "I wish it was Angelina Jolie ."<br /><br />The military guy sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-39821735744758012522010-07-27T14:21:18.958-04:002010-07-27T14:21:18.958-04:00Two peanuts were walking down the street. One wa...Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-63325249757500299752010-07-27T13:38:50.845-04:002010-07-27T13:38:50.845-04:00I don't think it's funny. In fact, I'...I don't think it's funny. In fact, I'm twice as concerned as I was yesterday.<br /><br />After reading the last post, I realize there are TWO creeps living among us.<br /><br />P.S. I saw two black dogs the other day and what they were doing was extremely lewd.<br /><br />I was going to call the ASPCA on the one dog, but both dogs seemed to be enjoying themselves. So I didn't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-27810928246564304512010-07-27T13:15:06.117-04:002010-07-27T13:15:06.117-04:00To the last Anonymous poster...
Your comments se...To the last Anonymous poster... <br /><br />Your comments seem eeirly inconsistence..<br /><br />When you indicated that you have "peered back into my front windows to make sure I haven't forgotten something"..<br /><br />Really? <br /><br />What would you have forgotten? Either you forgot something or you didn't. To "make sure" seems neurotic to me.<br /><br />And, please share with us why you "called the police several times in the early morning while out walking my dogs when I've seen things I didn't think were on the up and up..." <br /><br />You called "several" times? What the hell was going on that you had to call the police? <br /><br />Did you alert the Front Office? <br /><br />Why didn't you share it with us?<br /><br />Now, the rest of you are in denial. There is a creep in our neighborhood and everyone thinks it's a huge joke.<br /><br />I'm shocked!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-4609312945431711362010-07-27T10:42:39.682-04:002010-07-27T10:42:39.682-04:00Don't ask, and don't tell.Don't ask, and don't tell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2389965038360595305.post-71860193500938399492010-07-26T23:55:38.843-04:002010-07-26T23:55:38.843-04:00What unit is the hot guy? I'd like to walk my ...What unit is the hot guy? I'd like to walk my dog near his unit.Marynoreply@blogger.com